Ron Antonelli

Craig Warga

Jeff Zelevansky

Ron is a serious baboon. His lack of talent is only overshadowed sometimes by his incomprehensibly bad looks. Small children are usually frightened in his presence.

Craig is a Class A jackass. Just when you think he is not that bad he will shit on your floor and bite you in the ass.

Jeff seems alright at first, but once you get to know him you will understand why we call him FIGJAM.